MAKOBOSTO

We had a topic jana about people that ramnyas bila makobosto. We were discussing about a pal of ours called Mtunyee that has ramnyad bila many times. Although there is nothing that can justify that, Theuri says that you should never laugh at someone because you heard they ramnyad bila makobosto.Besides hitting wall with makobosto, sometimes, you ramnyas and find a ring on your josto, something that is beyond you or not your fault.

One day, i met this person of out that looked like sun. Very firm thutha and brookside have never been sucked by a baby. I borrowed and was given. When I was ramnyaring, all of a sudden, I felt taste of tiita change. I felt more warmth, tiita became tighter and more friction and person started saying mbus, more than before. Within a few seconds, I poured. Immediately i poured, i heard the person say “ngai, makobosto ni ka imereruka”.

I removed tree first and on looking, I saw only a ring. I dashed to the bathroom and thoroughly washed my tree, just like what Zuma told us to do. If you dont know Zuma, he is occupies a seat equally with my Uncle’s down south and ramnyas people, even those with mneck bila makobosto. After he finish ramnyaring, he rushes to the bathroom and washes tree thoroughly.

When i looked at the person, she looked as if nothing wierd had happened. The whole of that week, i was shaking nyees because i ramnyad someone i didnt know without makobosto. Again, i was suspecting she was a trapper in a way. Something told me she was a trapper in a way.

Following weekend, i said I will measure the level of her utrapper. I wanted to know where her utrapper had reached. I was in Roast house when i called her to come over for a drink. Earlier, i had told a pal of mine that I wanted to throw him a person.

Because i wanted to measure her utrapping, when she came i told her that there is this friend of mine she can remove. I told her that he is very rich, owns several exbtions in town and was looking for a person of out. I told her that if she wanted to hook up and see money with eyes, she should behave as if she had met me for the first time.

When he came, the person behaved as such. Mtunyee took charge and ramnyad after several akohos. I felt so sad for myself because it was a confirmation that she was indeed a trapper.

Like a real trapper, tomorrow of that day, she called me very early. She told me that Mtunyee ramnyad her and left her at a guest house with no fare. She wanted me to send her fare. I told her to go mia. I called Mtunyee and asked him why he ramnyas and leave person with no fare. He went there and ramnyad again, then dropped her off.

From that day, he ramnyad several times until the person got stomach. We all refused to know how he could ramnya such a thing without makobosto. We refuse to know

After pressuring him, he confessed and said that he ramnyad from day one without makobosto. When they went to the guest house, he saw how brookies were firm and had never been sucked. He then looked at her age and filled himself that she was mneck free. But he was to ramnya with makobosto, after all. When he inserted, he felt tree refuse to enter. He spit saliva on his palm and smeared tiita with it but still, tree refused. He took Vaseline and smeared and tree went straight. He then remembered what Theuri told us to check if one has mneck. If you press the cheeks and no hole is left, it is free. If hole is left, or takes time to rebound, there is a problem. After he did those quick tests, It is then that he hit the wall with makobosto and ramnyad like that. He was telling himself that he was the one piercing the person. He thoughted only small ihis had climbed long time. Persons can act, at times.

But Mtunyee’s is nothing compared to this. One day, we went for a house party, me,Theuri and the crew in some exclusive place. In that party, there were endless supplies of persons from local Universities. Although trapper, but still pupils of campuses. For you to climb, you parted with a small fee of between a k and two, depending on how you were able to talk for yourself.

After small time, i saw Theuri pick a person with super thutha and shaved hair and went to climb. When he came out, he went and sat alone, holding his chin. Theuri is always jovial and this made me refuse to know what was cutting. Inside my head, i told myself maybe he has parad and wanted to eat another person but the wallet refused.

It is after janas discussion that Theuri opened up what transpired on that day. He asked “NO ururikane riria tuari House party. Ugaga nikii ndagiire kieha ndaima kuria mundu. thikiriria” (Can you remember when we were at house party. You think whey i got sad after ramnyaring? Listen)

As he was ramnyaring, he felt the same thing. Change of taste. When his eyes were about to gauge out, the person threw him out fast and said mbus of real.

She rose up and ran to her bag and removed some tablets and swallowed a number of them. She told Theuri that those were ARVs, she drinks them everytime makobosto bursts. She said that they were given by the owner for precaution because once you swallow, you cant catch mneck.

There there, Theuri thought he had been inflicted with mneck. He had never heard of that before. ARVs are for people that have mneck, not precaution. He saw how he will die, how we will drink at their local shopping centre after burying him and how devil will be turning him in fire.

After she finished drinking the medicines, she told Theuri that he will now pay 1500 instead of a k because it was deliberate attempt to break makobosto. She said to inset without is more expensive. He tried to argue that it was not deliberate to break makobosto with unknown trapper but she could not believe him.

Tomorrow of that day, she called Theuri on his phone. She was joyous and said that he had just left Nairobi womens to be measured and that she was negative. She even asked to meet him to celebrate. Theuri refused to know, how can mneck reveal in a day but was happy though because he had thoughted that he had been inflicted.

The bible says that he who that finds a woman finds a good thing. He who is able to stay away from women finds better things to do. Always, ramnya with makobosto if you cant stay away from them.